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| Jossy Omodiagbe |
| If Only Life Were This Easy |
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If Only Life Were This Easy
I would look like a Happy Duck Too
* If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete"
and start all over!
* To get your daily exercise, just click on "run";
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
* Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
* To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
* To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
* To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
* If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
* When you lose your car keys, click on find.
* "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
* Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
* And, we could click on "SEND NOW"
and a Pizza would be on it's way!
Jossey...
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1. He sticks with his friends till, DEBT DO THEM PART.
2. He is always around - WHEN HE NEEDS YOU.
3. If he ever needs a friend, - HE WILL HAVE TO BUY A DOG.
4. He only likes you, if.. YOU DISLIKE THE SAME PEOPLE HE DISLIKES.
5. He remembers what he gives, and FORGETS WHAT HE GETS.
6. You can always depend on him, TO DEPEND ON YOU.
7. If he went to visit all his friends in the city, HE WOULD BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES.
8. He picks his friends, TO PIECES.
9. He uses his friends as a 'drawing account, BUT HE NEGLECTS TO MAKE DEPOSITS.
10. If you have him for a friend , YOU DON'T NEED ANY ENEMIES.
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